Willy Wonka said the boy who got everything he ever wanted lived happily ever after. That sounds good to me. ;)
Jack: Goddamn Brenda explodin like a water ballon and worms drivin my friends around like theyre goddamn skin-cars! People are spittin acid at me, turnin you into cottage cheese, and now theres no f*ckin goddamn Mr. Pibb!

Bill Pardy: Jesus Christ, Jack, let me get right on it!