You know, frighteningly, I found myself ruminating on this today. I can see it all now........

The scene opens on Freddy and Jason squaring off once more in a dark cabin in the woods.

Jason: "ch-ch-ch-ch-hh-hh-hh-hh!"

Freddy: "I'll show you who's the true king of the ultimate experience in terror! Unpleasant dreams, pusbag!"

Suddenly, the door to the cabin flies open and slams against the wall. A wind blows into the cabin and leaves fly across the screen. A chainsaw revs up into a crescendo and slows to a dull roar as a shadowed figure stands in the doorway.

Freddy: "Who the Hell are you?"

The figure steps forward into the room. The light slowly trails up to illuminate the broad chinned face...of Ash.

Ash: "Name's Ash, Housewares, and I'm your worst nightmare baby. Now, who wants some!"

:lol